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adrian_turtle) wrote2005-07-13 11:23 pm
adrian_turtle) wrote2005-07-13 11:23 pm
Watson, let me know when we get to "elementary"
The wet, naked, preschooler ran down the stairs and into the kitchen.
"Adrian! Adrian! What are you doing here?"
"I was talking with your Mommy. Did you enjoy your bath?"
The child stared at me in shock. "How did you know I was taking a bath?"
(I wasn't issued the parent-teacher eyes in the back of my head, though I suppose eyes that could see through walls and ceiling would be more to the purpose in this case. But I can draw conclusions from someone being wet, naked, only about 1/4 dirty, and smelling of soap.)
"Adrian! Adrian! What are you doing here?"
"I was talking with your Mommy. Did you enjoy your bath?"
The child stared at me in shock. "How did you know I was taking a bath?"
(I wasn't issued the parent-teacher eyes in the back of my head, though I suppose eyes that could see through walls and ceiling would be more to the purpose in this case. But I can draw conclusions from someone being wet, naked, only about 1/4 dirty, and smelling of soap.)