You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

"Instrumentation for eye examinations and for treatment of eye disease has literally exploded since our practice days. We are so proud that our office has kept abreast with the new technology and with new eye care protocols."

Oh, really? Maybe I should have bought prescription safety glasses when I was there last winter to have my eyes checked and get new everyday glasses. These people must be some kind of experts.