typo of the day

The other lettered company of geeks in the office park has challenged mine to a softball game. Some of the people I work with are quite competitive, so it's rather convenient to be able to say "I'll be travelling the day of the game," instead of "I can't play" or "I don't want to play." Anyhow, the typo of the day was sent to the whole company: "Software Batting Practice." I sometimes feel that way about software.

Watson, let me know when we get to "elementary"

The wet, naked, preschooler ran down the stairs and into the kitchen.
"Adrian! Adrian! What are you doing here?"
"I was talking with your Mommy. Did you enjoy your bath?"
The child stared at me in shock. "How did you know I was taking a bath?"
(I wasn't issued the parent-teacher eyes in the back of my head, though I suppose eyes that could see through walls and ceiling would be more to the purpose in this case. But I can draw conclusions from someone being wet, naked, only about 1/4 dirty, and smelling of soap.)