Only the Boston Globe Online, for now

[adrian_turtle]

From Sandra Boynton's "When A Hippo Can Dance."

Now if you are patient and practice a lot, your hippo will slowly improve
And by April or May, or ten years from today, how elegantly he will move!
I can see it now! You and your hippo, blissfully gliding all over a stage
Oh I imagine how you dramatically dip, you and your hippo are all the rage
The New York Times front page!

http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/articles/2008/02/08/animal_pragmatism/
Perhaps they'll make the New York Times someday.

When a hippo can dance, it's a thrilling revelation
When a hippo can dance, there is nothing to say
When a hippo can dance, it's an overnight sensation
Don't delay, teach your hippo today!