handheld. no, really

I have a wonderful new reading thingee. It's my precioussss, my birthday present. I carry it around in my hand because it only sometimes fits in my pocketses. (It depends what pants I'm wearing, and what else I want to carry. I am not always an entirely sensible turtle, but it's not an entirely sensible device.) It has _The Black Company_ on it, to read. And _The Dark Tower_, to listen to. And all lots more I haven't even started to look at.

I have a new carrier, to hold my preciousss on my belt. I can't get it out of the package.