Open Letter To The Hitchhiker On The Red Line

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a towel is a massively useful thing for a hitchhiker to carry. However, one medium-sized towel cannot be all things to all mammals. Your traveling companion this evening was not a particularly hoopy frood, but rather a young kitten. Kittens cannot read, no matter how large and friendly the letters might be. Thus, the panic that might better have been contained by an actual cat carrier.