about that omnivore meme

I may be an omnivore in the sense that I sometimes eat vegetables and sometimes eat meat, but I am not an omnivore and have never aspired to "be a good omnivore." So there. I look forward to not eating:
food that contains alcohol
coffee or foods that contain it
milk or foods that contain it
pork
shellfish
extremely spicy food
or anything else that just smells wrong.

That rules out half the list under discussion. I am trying not to be too sullen about not wanting to play the game (though it's been a difficult day and I'm very cranky*). I just don't see how the checklist of variety becomes a goal in the first place.


*and if a Shields pizza were in range this evening, I would want to eat it, unfortunate consequences be damned.